Boy oh boy was 2015 a great year in science. Do you even know great 2015 was? Of course you don’t you philistine. You make me sick! Oh what wonders there have been. NASA scientists have given us high definition pictures of Pluto, the plucky little not-quite-planet that was demoted out of planethood a few years ago but never lost it’s place in our heart. … Continue reading 5 Questions Your Precious “Science” Still Can’t Answer
Christmas is a difficult time for the more self-obsessed and selfish among us. It’s a busy time, and there are things to do. Family to avoid. Friends to alienate. But as the holiday season approaches, it’s important to recognise and acknowledge those special people in our lives. It can be hard to know what to say though, and the right words can often escape us. … Continue reading Make that special someone feel special this Christmas
So you want to be the absolute worst person that you can be? Well listen here champ (that’s short for champion), it’s a long and hard road to the bottom. It takes commitment. It takes passion. Not everybody has what it takes to be the absolute worst, but fear not, pleasant internet person, I’m here to help. With a little help from my 7 habits … Continue reading The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Wankers
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