Haso (just one name, like Madonna) is a big wanky loudmouth with an inflated view of his own opinions and education. Join him on a whirlwind tour of his rantings on social issues from his first world, liberal, blinkered, privilege-coloured glasses point of view. You might even agree with him, but you’ll still have fun if you don’t.

Haso resides in Brisbane, Australia, and he relies on your meager platitudes for sustenance.